Sorry, Hollywood. It‚Äôs nowhere near Somalia.
BANGKOK¬†‚Äî Maybe God has a soft spot for pirates. That would explain the Strait of Malacca, a natural paradise for seafaring bandits.
Imagine an aquatic highway flowing between two marshy coasts. One shoreline belongs to Malaysia, the other to¬†Indonesia. Each offers a maze of jungly hideaways: inlets and coves that favor pirates‚Äô stealth vessels over slow, hulking ships.
It‚Äôs a narrow route running 550 miles, roughly the distance between Miami and Jamaica. This bottleneck is plied by one-third of the world‚Äôs shipping trade. That‚Äôs 50,000 ships per year ‚Äî ferrying everything from iPads to Reeboks to half the planet‚Äôs oil exports.
The world‚Äôs fascination with neo-piracy now centers on Somalia. Thanks to the 2013 thriller ‚ÄúCaptain Phillips,‚Äù in which Tom Hanks plays a cargo ship captain abducted by Somalis, even US teenagers know the anarchy-prone African state is a breeding ground for pirates.
At least it was. In truth, Hollywood stumbled onto Somalia‚Äôs piracy phenomenon rather late. In the last three years, pirate strikes in Somali waters have plummeted 95 percent to a meager seven incidents in 2013; none were successful.
Piracy in Southeast Asia, meanwhile, is accelerating. Attacks and attempted attacks in the waters of Indonesia ‚Äî which controls much of the Malacca Strait and its environs ‚Äî totaled 107 last year. That‚Äôs a 700 percent increase in just five years.
The¬†German¬†insurance firm Allianz, which released these figures in a new report, is now sounding a warning: Southeast Asian piracy must be reined in before it‚Äôs too late.
The attacks mostly amount to ‚Äúopportunistic thefts carried out by small bands,‚Äù¬†according to Allianz, but these syndicates could potentially ‚Äúescalate into a more organized piracy model.‚Äù
Somali hijackers vs. Indonesian bandits
None of this would surprise 18th-century European spice traders. They lived in terror of Malacca Strait pirates who staged bloody ship raids ‚Äî all from the same shores cargo ships chug past today.
Piracy has long transfixed locals ‚Äúborn to the hard and dreary life of the fisherman,‚Äù writes historian Donald B. Freeman in the 2003 book ‚ÄúStraits of Malacca: Gateway or Gauntlet?‚Äù
A pirate‚Äôs life, Freeman wrote, was traditionally viewed in the region as a ‚Äúpassport to adventure, riches and prestige rather than a criminal occupation.‚Äù This tradition, paired with the pirate-friendly terrain, ‚Äúhelped give the region a reputation that made merchants and legitimate seafarers tremble at the very thought of traversing the strait.‚Äù
Modern-day captains plying risky waters look to a guide called the BMP. Based on intel from Western navies and shipping firms, it offers tactics on avoiding pirates and ‚Äî if that doesn‚Äôt work ‚Äî fending them off and surviving abduction.
The guide‚Äôs best advice? Go really fast. No pirates have ever boarded a ship pushing 18 knots, or nearly 21 miles per hour, the guide says.
But that‚Äôs practically impossible in the Strait of Malacca.
The channel is simply too crowded and too shallow. Gigantic vessels are instead forced to churn through at slow speeds that invite pirates in fast-moving skiffs. (To save fuel, today‚Äôs cargo ships often travel at about 14 miles per hour. That‚Äôs slower than 19th-century sail boats.)
Indonesian pirates typically have different tactics from their Somali counterparts, who‚Äôve made headlines by invading vessels and demanding multimillion-dollar ransoms.
In the Malacca Strait, pirates like to get in and get out. Their ‚Äúmodus operandi isn‚Äôt to kidnap,‚Äù according to Tim Donney, an Allianz marine risk consultant. ‚ÄúThese pirates just want the cash aboard the vessel or to rob the crew of any valuables.‚Äù
In 2005, piracy in the Malacca Strait grew so rampant that Lloyd‚Äôs of London, a prestigious insurer, declared it a ‚Äúwar zone.‚Äù Regional militaries of Singapore, Malaysia and Indonesia responded by upping warship patrols in the strait.
But pirates have simply shifted into distant island chains beyond the strait‚Äôs exit along the route to¬†China.
Indonesia isn‚Äôt nearly as lawless as Somalia. But both are coastal nations where poverty is rife and police are ill-equipped. Both also happen to be situated on routes trafficked by¬†¬† wealthy nations‚Äô trade vessels.
‚ÄúMost piracy takes place in areas where people are poor. Their livelihood has been taken from them by globalization, civil unrest or war,‚Äù writes Nigel Cawthorne, author of the book ‚ÄúPirates of the 21st Century.‚Äù
Somalia‚Äôs turnaround is owed to several factors: NATO- and EU-backed naval patrols,¬†ships hiring on-board riflemen¬†and, perhaps most importantly, a new Somali government working to stabilize its lawless coast.
Somali pirates also forced the shipping industry to get creative. They‚Äôve come up with effective¬†pirate-proofing techniques that could be applied to more ships entering the Malacca Strait. The BMP recommends blasting approaching pirates with hot water, ringing ships with razor wire and even installing electric fencing. Discharging foam, according to the manual, is ‚Äúeffective as it is disorientating and very slippery.‚Äù
Piracy poses no existential threat to the shipping industry. Considering the volume of international trade, losses from piracy ‚Äúamount to little more than a rounding error,‚Äù according to piracy analyst Martin N. Murphy. But the ‚Äúsense of disorder‚Äù created by piracy, he writes, ‚Äúmay be hard to calculate in dollars.‚Äù
Piracy along the Malacca Strait route should be easier to fight than in Somalia. All of the nations patrolling the strait have functioning governments, committed to fighting the problem, and are financially incentivized to maintain a bandit-free trade route.
Piracy‚Äôs historical influence here is legendary. In the 1820s, the¬†Dutch¬†and British empires drew a line in the sea and agreed to hunt down pirates on their respective sides; that line went on to become the modern-day border between Malaysia and Indonesia. The word ‚Äúboogeyman‚Äù is also inspired by fearsome pirates from an ethnic group in Indonesia known as the Bugis.
Taking a longer view of history, the rise and fall of Somalia‚Äôs piracy may eventually be seen as a blip ‚Äî a brief aberration from the traditional order in which the Malacca Strait area is the world‚Äôs top piracy zone.